“ Amitabh Bachchan started researching about Theory of Probability from Sholay through 3/6 Gabbar-Kalia Goli act and he concluded his Probability Research after 35 years in Teen Patti by proving it in Casino environment.
— http://www.netgautam.com/wordpress/2010/03/01/amitabh-from-sholay-up-to-teen-patti/
“ “Tomorrow night, President Obama will give his State of the Union address. The White House says the speech will focus on American jobs. So, I guess he‘s going to talk a lot about India.”
–Jay Leno
— http://tinyurl.com/2elt6
- Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba and the thirty thieves. Ten were laid off
- Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate
- Iron man now “air-pooling” with Superman to save fuel costs.
- Women finally marrying for love, and not money
- Q: With the current market turmoil, what‘s the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
- The credit crunch is getting bad isn‘t it? I mean, I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I‘m now America’s third biggest lender.
- Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they‘d have nothing to do in the afternoon.
- Q: What‘s the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
- Dow Jones is re-branded as “Down Jones”.
- Quote from a Wall Street banker: “This is worse than divorce. I’ve lost half of my assets and I still have my wife…!!!!..
http://tinyurl.com/yhbzm9v
“ father-beta tumne college me sabse mushkil kaam koun sa sikha? beta-2 kaam sikhe. 1 danto se bear ki bottal kholna. 2 tez aandi me 1 tilli se cigerete jalana
— http://tinyurl.com/yjxc7m4
“ “July Main Sagai, January main judai, kisne khodi sania-sohrab ke beech main khaii ” -Aaj Tak.
— http://tinyurl.com/ydt4bfo
“ Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. – Unknown
— http://www.boardofwisdom.com/printquote.asp?msgid=4992
